neglecting blog again

aye, tis been a week since ive written anythin.  Nae wonder no-one bothers to look at the thing anymore, still, lwast that means Im no spendin all my time on the fuckin computer!

So whats happened?  Em well that night out for Lynsey and Grant at Kushion was a good rammy, I was pished before we got in due to the England game, we had a room to ourselves for a fair bit, then they opened it up so all the poser goons got in, and our folk that were there after 10pm had to pay, boo!  The music was crap, i think, dont remember but other folk were not impressed, I think if the place is considered a club it is shit for us but as a pub (i.e. free) to get rekt in, its quite good.  We had a bit outside to smoke and bring the booze tho, so that was cool.  Photos to follow, but need to get those photos and the good hliday ones from Debbie.  To be continued…
Grant and Lynsey are now gone, Grant is going to Czech Republic tday after spending a mad first few days in Poland.  Lynsey, I presume, is in Australia but no spoke to her since she left!  So, hi guys, hope to speak to u soon – Grant, fuckin hope i speak to u soon man, we’re meeting up in Hungary!  But u know that, and so duz everyone else who reads this blog…um, both of u…since i mention it every time cos im so BORING!  And also because i forget what i’ve written the day before so just repeat myself by spouting the same shite which i think is random at the time but is, in fact, the same idiotic shite that has been in my heid for a week or more.  Doh!
Was looking up glasgow survival again, I’m sure you’ve all seen it, a class site slagging neds in a constructive way, the neds quite like it themselves, and the ones that don’t send in ranting insults in broken webspeak or pictures of themselves in their Berghaus jaikets, giving the guy the finger, which just gives him more material for the site!

Anyway, one of the links (which had very little to do with Glasgow but who cares) was for a mad (really mad!) Flash animation and I found that it is only one of a whole cult of these things called Funimations.  I didnt investigate the whole point of it too much but the jist is these uys who re skilful at Flash get a weird foreign song (usually Dutch or German, it hink cos it sounds like English), make up words which sound a bit like the lyrics and make up a nonsensical story then collect wacky images and put it all together, the results are odd but very creative and amusing!  Gandalf in a bunny suit for example, and Zippy from Rainbow in Vietnam!  The first one seem sto have been a piss-take of Pokemon based on one of their weird songs in Japanese.  Others seem to have music made by folk involved in the animation, but I didnt like them as much because it meant that the silliness was abit contrived, rather than just bieng invented to fit in with the chosen song, which was already a little bit silly on its own.  Get me?  No?  Tough shit.

The site is here, look for the list on the right, ‘Top -30 Rated’.  the first animutation i saw is still the best I think, called French Erotic Film.  The title has nothing to do with the content, the animation is about Colin Mochrie (from Whose Line Is It Anyway) fighting a plastic Jesus for…some reason.  It makes no sense but is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!  Having said that, I have only watched it after coming off the night shift, so I think the more numb ur brain is, the better you will like it, if u r feeling sharp and try to analyse it, it might just make u feel odd.  Have  browse thru, they take a wee whilto load but some are fnatastic, I also really like ‘Hyakugojyuuichi Forever!!‘, ‘Earth VS Funk‘ and ‘Plan 9 From Underpants‘

Sadly, another thing which has amused me, Limmy.com, is coming to an end – well, not the site itself but the end of Limmy’s World Tour blog, in which he shared photos from his holiday to, amongst other places, Thailand, Australia, Japan and USA (altho I only got into reading it halfway thru) and posted so really funny and observant topics about things he had seen or just things on his mind.  I was pleased to be able to contribute, tho i think my posts killed the buzz of some of the topics.  Never mind.  The blog will be ending cos Limmy and his grilfriend are coming home to Glasgow, and hopefully will make some new wacky animations etc soon.  I keep metioning it on here but I had a look at that blog every few days, always entertained me, and was the main inspiration for starting this, not that i want to be just like Limmy (he duz make me do a sex wee tho) but just the hope that I could make something funny too.

God I love the Internet, it’s so weird!!

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