i know its been tough, u’ve all been coming on here day after day looking for updates and there’s been jack shit. I’m sorry, I’ve been neglecting my public! What’s been happening…
Personally I’ve been working quite hard this week in the office. We got pulled in because it was clear that most of us weren’t doing any work for hours on end on some days. I have been using the smae skiving tactics for two years in that job but now, sadly, everyone has spotted the loopholes, shortcuts and laziness and are using them too! So good luck to them all, except now it is being noticed because there is a full table doing it and not just one monkey! So we have Elves and Danger Mice surrounding us (don’t ask!) and we are forced to actually do the work! Shady
Sarcastic Ross is off island-hopping in Croatia, and even took the time to amend his ‘Out-Of-Office Auto-Reply’ message to say so! Smug prick. Funny tho.
Graeme and Susie went to Lahndan! No really spoke to uz about it guys, sounds like u had a laugh. If u want, u can inform the world here! (I know u have put up a wee msg Sus, cheers!)
Boyle, Gus, Rab and about 3000 people were at Pressure last week. A good contrast between the funky disco-type stuff that Felix was playing and the harder techno-y tunes from Dave Clarke and Adam Beyer (now i sound like i know about dance music! I just turn up, get mashed and wave my arms in the air!) and I understand some Special K for afters? Yum yum.
Debbie body-painted Lynsey for a college assessment. Pics to follow, LOL maybe not! If i can get pics to work on here (not that again!) i’ll try and do a wee portfolio of what Debs has done on her course (Make-up Artistry). Its the basic NC year but she’s done some cool stuff already. And been accepted onto the course for next year. Proud of u babe! x x x …eww, like, get a room! Hellooo!
Emm well nae 5-a-side this week so I’m getting podgier. Tried to send round an e-mail in work telling folk we should get an office team on the go, but sent it to every member of staff and used the phrase ‘Tits-up’ in reference to the Scottish climate, which apparently won’t do. So I was ‘advised’ to remove the msg before th Big Bad Bosses saw it. Cunts. Still hopefully I won’t get the sack for that, and I can work out how to send the footy thing to more relevant folk – u wd imagine that i wd know the footballers in the office, but theres only 4 who would play on my shift, and I hardly know any other shift folk cos they work when we’re off! Enquiries continue.
Congrats 2 Boyle who is now a qualified super-spark (which weans he can bump everyone in true ridiculous-workie-estimate style, and has his own lovely assistant from France, i think!
Congrats also to Lynsey who has now got British Airways with haunners, or something like that! A whole airline as back-up, handy in a scrap, specially for a cheeky beeatch like her LOL!