Second part of AMSTERDAM 2006

Posted 30 May, 2006 by crowsus
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Blah blah blah as below…

This is why >>> duznt work the now!! it was meant to show me as a 17-yr-old, sitting in the bathroom of our manky hostel with a pretendy bucket (there’s no way u cd waste that big a bud in one sook!) then thats whats meant to be there.

I know thats not the only good thing in Dam but lets not even start. If ur still unclear, visit this site , this site or this site !!… aw wait sack that, the Link button’s gone AWOL again! never mind, I’ll put up the links soon.

DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM DAM …if u’ve been there thats all that needs to be said. If not, get ur fuckin ass over there whether or not u like weed, whores, shrooms, Ajax, Von Gogh, Anne Frank, crazy pubs, funny accents, trams and canals, or even just the fact that its a crazy city basically really close to Scotland!

This post was brought to u by the Scottish Arsehole’s Guide To Amsterdam (SAGA Holidays)

AMSTERDAM 2006?

Posted 30 May, 2006 by crowsus
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this ^ may show a photo Rambo sniffing lovely skunk in the Dam (5 years ago now almost! madness) or may just show the link on the site. This bloody blog thing’s never as straghtforward as u think it’ll be innit?

Anyway the point is, Rambo never comes out anymore, and even when he does he’s a bit odd due to greed or weed, dunno which, but he sure loves his Dam and is trying to get another trip on the go in October. Personally I am well up for this, but I dont know if Debs can go cos of college, and it wd b a bit shit on her to go another break without her (already meeting Grant in Bratislava in August) but in case u dont get the e-mail i thot I wd mention it and see how many folk can b rustled up. 3 nights of crazy madness! We were talking about Dam the other night at Rab’s house, no-one ever leaves disappointed! This is why >>> http://crowsus.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/CHUX.JPG
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hello my people

Posted 30 May, 2006 by crowsus
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i know its been tough, u’ve all been coming on here day after day looking for updates and there’s been jack shit. I’m sorry, I’ve been neglecting my public! What’s been happening…

Personally I’ve been working quite hard this week in the office. We got pulled in because it was clear that most of us weren’t doing any work for hours on end on some days. I have been using the smae skiving tactics for two years in that job but now, sadly, everyone has spotted the loopholes, shortcuts and laziness and are using them too! So good luck to them all, except now it is being noticed because there is a full table doing it and not just one monkey! So we have Elves and Danger Mice surrounding us (don’t ask!) and we are forced to actually do the work! Shady

Sarcastic Ross is off island-hopping in Croatia, and even took the time to amend his ‘Out-Of-Office Auto-Reply’ message to say so! Smug prick. Funny tho.

Graeme and Susie went to Lahndan! No really spoke to uz about it guys, sounds like u had a laugh. If u want, u can inform the world here! (I know u have put up a wee msg Sus, cheers!)

Boyle, Gus, Rab and about 3000 people were at Pressure last week. A good contrast between the funky disco-type stuff that Felix was playing and the harder techno-y tunes from Dave Clarke and Adam Beyer (now i sound like i know about dance music! I just turn up, get mashed and wave my arms in the air!) and I understand some Special K for afters? Yum yum.

Debbie body-painted Lynsey for a college assessment. Pics to follow, LOL maybe not! If i can get pics to work on here (not that again!) i’ll try and do a wee portfolio of what Debs has done on her course (Make-up Artistry). Its the basic NC year but she’s done some cool stuff already. And been accepted onto the course for next year. Proud of u babe! x x x …eww, like, get a room! Hellooo!

Emm well nae 5-a-side this week so I’m getting podgier. Tried to send round an e-mail in work telling folk we should get an office team on the go, but sent it to every member of staff and used the phrase ‘Tits-up’ in reference to the Scottish climate, which apparently won’t do. So I was ‘advised’ to remove the msg before th Big Bad Bosses saw it. Cunts. Still hopefully I won’t get the sack for that, and I can work out how to send the footy thing to more relevant folk – u wd imagine that i wd know the footballers in the office, but theres only 4 who would play on my shift, and I hardly know any other shift folk cos they work when we’re off! Enquiries continue.

Congrats 2 Boyle who is now a qualified super-spark (which weans he can bump everyone in true ridiculous-workie-estimate style, and has his own lovely assistant from France, i think!

Congrats also to Lynsey who has now got British Airways with haunners, or something like that! A whole airline as back-up, handy in a scrap, specially for a cheeky beeatch like her LOL!

busy busy today

Posted 26 May, 2006 by crowsus
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shit ive no wrote on this all week!  Last saturday was a good laugh, wonder if Lynsey ever got her bag back?!  Dont do drugs kids.  No time now either, lawyer, bank and give blood before work, well thats the plan at least.  Gotta go already, I sound so important!

the pics went on the site!

Posted 20 May, 2006 by crowsus
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i cant believe it, feels likeI've won something!

Its gonnae be a good day 

thank u, WordPress, for not fucking things up for once.

Now this site might look a bit more interesting! 

THIS IS DEBS!

Posted 20 May, 2006 by crowsus
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think this might actually work now!

See how cute she is in her wee hoodie? 

THIS IS DEBS

Posted 20 May, 2006 by crowsus
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if it bloody works…

nah it duznae. Aw well, this is the pic of Grambo i tried to put on last week. At least this might work out.

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THIS IS NOT DEBS

debs bday etc

Posted 20 May, 2006 by crowsus
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Debbie's 22! well her birthday was on Wed but her 'party's today.  we were meant to go to the West End, maybe sit n chill in K/grove park, but the weathers bawz so apparently we're goin 2 Pizza Hut?  Mettin Debs n Lynsey at 3pm, giving me…about minus 5 minutes to get ready!  Whats happened this week?…

Got debbies presents – bottle of champagne which i drank most of, big card wi happy little stick figures who look like Debs n me, copied CDs wi no markings cos cant find marker pen, vouhcers for TopShop and River Island (so lazy boy doesnt have to go round said boutiques and try to guess what madame will like) and a wee ring with real shiny bits, tis nice!  Had a nice wee quiet night on the wednesday after work.  Also met Anna (hi Anna, u dont even know this blog addy do u?  I'll shut up then…) coming off the train

Barcelona won the Champions League, and King Henrik Larsson set up both goals in a heroic end to a great career.  He deserves the victory after the heartache of carrying Celtic to that UEFA Final two years ago.  Also the seedings mean that Celtic go thru directly to the groups next year due to Barça's victory, meaning lots more drunken nights next year!  Might even make it to my first Hoops Champions League  game!  Been to one UEFA Cup tie (v Teplice 2004) and went to two of Rangers' games last season (Porto and Artmedia) – looks like Ibrox might be closed for next season tho if the FTP brigade dont shut the fuck up!  Celtic fans can be just as bad but having been to both grounds I can tell u that Parkhead is nothing compared to Ibrox bigotry-wise for normal home games.  The IRA wanks tend to keep quiet at home games and shout loudest at away games.  The UVF apes are being forcibly subdued at Ibrox, this is their last chance to avoid a fine/ban so Nil By Mouth and all that shite.  Fuck yir Pope and fuck yir Queen!!

 Night shift at work on Thursday, didnt do too much work, walked about barefoot to save feet but made them worse, went to ASDA at 0800 and dragged seven bags of shopping nto two buses, got in at 0930, pissed about in the house when i got in, paid NTL £190 so they wdnt cut off or broadband, phone and TV, cunts

NIght shift again on Friday, very busy but made it go quite fast, got chicken pakora at 3am, got lift home from June (cheers!) but either left fags in her car or someone swiped them oot my pocket during work cos I AINT GOT EM!  I am a victim of crime!!

Just booked tickets to Bratislava there.  Out on 29/07/06 via Stansted, back on 03/08/06.  £160 it cost me, which is not too cheap, but dunno when 'l ge tthe chance to go out that way for a good while.  Just gonna kick about wi Grant for those days, may well spend some of the time in Budapest, we'll have to sort it out.

Also booked sledging at the nex xscape centre in Braehead wi work folk + debs for two weeks from now.  Shd b a laugh, if possible im gonna get a drink after every go, I understand they have a bar at the summit of the slope!

Well better go, meeting folk in about 10 minutes AAARGH so better stop typing!

feet ruined

Posted 16 May, 2006 by crowsus
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ive never seen my feet in a worse nick.  Used to get athletes foot fae playing fitba all day in the same sweaty trainers.  No sure what this is tho.  pocs will go up as soon as

a)  i get my phone USB thing back off boyle

b) i can get this god damn site to load pics (but u have heard all that shite already) 

But if ur really desperate to see my feet (!) i can send it 2 ur mobile via bluetooth.  What ever had blue teeth?  Weird.  Basically my feet have gone so dry that the skin cracks whenever i move em.  On one foot, the inner-knuckle-joiny-bit of one toe has split, so its like being stabbed wi a pin when i move said toe.  On the other foot, the skin of my actual sole has cracked like its been slashed – it hurts like fuck whenever i walk on it!

Serves me right for playing 5-a-side but its the only excercise i get so has to be done.  Scored a good few tnyt but also gave away possession for plenty of goals and genreally made an arse of my control, passing, tackling (none!), fitness and positioning.  Normally i can get at least one of that list right.  I blame my feet!

Got some stuff done for folk going to Germany with my dad's company (website here, cant get it removed yet, I made it 2 years ago!)

Its 2am now, got to wrap Debbies bday presents!  Then get some sleep before work! 

I've been asked to write a bit about work by my colleagues (now they think they're getting dingied, heh) but that can wait!  They can start bloody leaving some messages (Ross, Steven, Sovia, George, Emma, Cat) – you told me yourselves u had a look so im gonna keep buggin u 2 put something on here! 

Last thing:  Look how many (brackets) ive used in this post! 

weird brain in action

Posted 14 May, 2006 by crowsus
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no gonna bother wi  a photo tho it wsd b nice.  Basically its been pointed out 2 me by the luvly Debbie that i didnt mention her in my 'Trippy few days' post, een tho i went to the Mortgage place wi her, sat in the park wi the mad weans wi her, and went to her house for abut an hour afterwards!

Pure accidentally dingied my g/f!  She thinks it myt b on purpose, i promise it wasnt honey!  Dunno wtf my heid about.  Just wanted to point that out.  Debs was round here tnyt, made her sit thru a TV programme bout Brazil winnin the world cup.  Garrincha is a fuckin nutter by the way!